Lover Of Professional Rivalries Prints

'Take that back! - Gynecologists aren't EITHER sissies!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Tic-tac-toe

"Just being proactive."

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Fight on the top

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

Lion v Kiwi.

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

'You were never a team player, Thornton.'

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group.

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

'Do it again.'

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."

'Identify those with leadership potential. I need to eliminate the competition.'