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I pulled a stalagmite out of his paw once

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

"Hug, the vacuum cleaners blocked."

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"The cave-men are digging a big hole and putting spikes at the bottom: I say let's stay well away from there..."

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"I'm waiting for them to work out the bugs first,"

Socrates does lunch

"That's not what I said."

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

The First Selfie!

ATM Inside

'Hunters are abundant, so we're offering grants in gathering.'

Argonauts and football

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

What really killed the dinsaurs.

'No, I'm not going to go back to ask for a little more wiggle room.'

Achilles needs first aid.

"Y'know, back in my day, we didn't sit inside all the time staring at a fire..."

'You're more than just a piece of meat to me!'

Javelin thrower Vs Mammoth.

Monster in the Alley.