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I pulled a stalagmite out of his paw once

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

"Hug, the vacuum cleaners blocked."

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

"The cave-men are digging a big hole and putting spikes at the bottom: I say let's stay well away from there..."

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

"I'm waiting for them to work out the bugs first,"

Socrates does lunch

"That's not what I said."

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

'Fred and Wilma live in a house.'

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

The First Selfie!

ATM Inside

"I need a companion."

"Dinosaur tipping"? Are you crazy?!

Argonauts and football

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

King Midas: The Golden Years

'Hunters are abundant, so we're offering grants in gathering.'

What really killed the dinsaurs.

Achilles needs first aid.

'No, I'm not going to go back to ask for a little more wiggle room.'

'You're more than just a piece of meat to me!'

Javelin thrower Vs Mammoth.

"Y'know, back in my day, we didn't sit inside all the time staring at a fire..."