Lover Of Obscure Words Mugs

'Never engage a mingy stentor in a brulzie.'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

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"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

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'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

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John Cooper Clarke

'I'll be right back after these massages.'

Antiques Store with a bin outside with a sign saying 'Not for Sale'.

'Please sir - all of them!'

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."

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"You've got to hand it to Bernie, he certainly lives life on his own terms, Never wanting to follow the herd, no commitments, no stupid egrets."

'Remember, son...forewarned is four-armed.'

"Why, yes, I do have buns of steel."

"Hold on, I just have to send a P-mail."

"Latest news! Janet's got the sack!"

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"

'Frankly, when you asked me if I'd like to play a round, this isn't what I thought you had in mind.'

'How about letting me off the hook.'

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'Difficult negotiations is my main speciality. I'm used to walking on thin ice.'

'His habitues tended to be cobbers in mutches.'

'A moiety of twa is still ae.'

"Look, I got engaged."

"May I write a poem about you?"

'Shroffing the piefort proved it was a fido.'

'The prinker liked to japan his krimmer.'

Leashed Dog Eats Another Leashed Dog

"Mother in Law"

'Nothing rhymes with orange!' 'No it doesn't!'