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Modern Fortune Tellers

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

'I see people laughing at you.'

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

"We can thank Hippocrates for changing healing from an occult art to a science."

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Astral Projecting Babushkas

'You will meet a tall, handsome psychologist who will teat your gullibility.'

'Miró, Miró, on the wall . . .'

Meaning Of Life $5.00

"And right about then the price of great big stones went out of sight."

"£80 for a crystal ball?? They must've seen you coming. . . !"

"I see love, adventure and happiness coming into my life!"

"You have a very long fault line. That's why your hands are trembling."

Nice Santa vs. Naughty Santa.

"Madam Zelda passed to the other side last week. Would you want me to get a message to her?"

Three balls...no waiting.

'Can I borrow a cuppa tealeaves,dearie?

A Palm reader reading her palm with the aid of a battery powered night light

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

'For $50, I predict your future. Act now and I'll even throw in a few self-fulfilling prophecies.'