Lover Of Metaphors Mugs

Start your day with a mug that celebrates your love for metaphors. Featuring witty designs inspired by literary comparisons, these mugs add creative flair to your coffee or tea routine and make great gifts for word lovers.

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"Well, it looks like the shit finally hit the fan. So, who wants to lick the blades?"

"Well, it looks like the shit finally hit the fan. So, who wants to lick the blades?" mockup

"Well, it looks like the shit finally hit the fan. So, who wants to lick the blades?"

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"How are we going to explain this?" mockup

"How are we going to explain this?"

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'You say the Parade of Life passed you by?', 'Yes, and the clowns were laughing at me!'

'You say the Parade of Life passed you by?', 'Yes, and the clowns were laughing at me!' mockup

'You say the Parade of Life passed you by?', 'Yes, and the clowns were laughing at me!'

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'I looked back once when I was alive. Things were a lot closer than they appeared!'

'I looked back once when I was alive. Things were a lot closer than they appeared!' mockup

'I looked back once when I was alive. Things were a lot closer than they appeared!'

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Ink Pen

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Reading my Critics

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"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff." mockup

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

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"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat." mockup

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

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'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.' mockup

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

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"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild." mockup

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

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"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale." mockup

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

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When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer." mockup

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

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Out of control

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"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor." mockup

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

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"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!" mockup

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

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A Poem about Sand

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'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?' mockup

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

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"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year." mockup

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

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Rats deserting a sinking ship

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"I'm the bluebird of low expectations." mockup

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

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'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.' mockup

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

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'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.' mockup

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

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'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.' mockup

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

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"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny." mockup

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

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"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself." mockup

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

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"The elephant is in the OTHER room. I want to talk about the PENGUIN in the room."

"The elephant is in the OTHER room. I want to talk about the PENGUIN in the room." mockup

"The elephant is in the OTHER room. I want to talk about the PENGUIN in the room."

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'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.' mockup

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

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If poets wrote road signs.

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"now let's try one without the tusks." mockup

"now let's try one without the tusks."

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Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy." mockup

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

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Dangling Carrots

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"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..." mockup

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."

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"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates." mockup

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

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"There are far too many balls in your court, Brintner!"

"There are far too many balls in your court, Brintner!" mockup

"There are far too many balls in your court, Brintner!"

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"It's the new business model - my ideas have sex with your ideas."

"It's the new business model - my ideas have sex with your ideas." mockup

"It's the new business model - my ideas have sex with your ideas."

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Lover Of Metaphors Mugs Collection

Lover Of Metaphors Pillows

Take a cozy moment with pillows that feature metaphors and literary designs. Ideal for language enthusiasts wanting to add charm to their living space.

Lover Of Metaphors Prints

Find inspiring prints that celebrate metaphors and poetic language. Perfect for decorating your home with wit, charm, and literary elegance.

Lover Of Metaphors T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate your love for metaphors. Wear your literary pride and showcase your appreciation for witty language and creative expression.