Lover Of Justice Gifts

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Stop and Birch

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"#notguilty."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Intellectual Property

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"Another slander suit!"

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

Mou...Man trap!

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Fishing.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Arrogant junior barrister

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'