Lover Of Humor Mugs

"And do you take Goldie, to be your lawfully wedded primary caregiver?"

'Okay, that's enough of your work history.'

'It's not Spanish dancing - he's killing cockroaches.'

Yes or No.

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

"You've still got a year to live... Oops! My bad, that was human years."

"Mommm! I know you said ''no,' but it wasn't your usual firm 'no' that I admire and respect so much!"

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Bank robbery committed by Kev who was being served by Julie

''The meaning of life'? -- are you from some dictionary company?'

"You can come out now, mother's gone."

At the Sloth Amusement Park

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

The good ol' days.

"She would've been more credible if she hadn't kept saying, 'according to your Wikipedia page'."

Dancing Bobby

"I'm suffering from TeaParytyitis."

"Wow! Something to roll in! Thanks!!!"

"Let me get this straight. . . you want me to make every door leading to this room, even 'more' squeaky?"

"Sir, red or white wine?"

"Miss, I'd like to order now, unless I've already eaten, in which case, bring me another drink."

'Mom, dad! The dog is out to walk me!'

'Hey, you're cheating! Those fire hazards weren't there two minutes ago when you teed off!!'

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

'I dont't know how many times I've told him not to bring his work home with him!'

'You must not let your guard down...In the very near future, I see you being ripped off by an old lady...ok, handsome...that'll be two hundred bucks!'

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

"Out of body back in 10 minutes"

"We've got a headache."

'I see a tall, dark stranger who will completely ignore you but sleep with your best friend'

"Can I phone a Fisherman's Friend, Chris?"

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

'She's 24'-24'-24' but she has BIG blue eyes.'

Books read by wife and husband in bed.