Lover Of Humor Mugs

"And do you take Goldie, to be your lawfully wedded primary caregiver?"

'Okay, that's enough of your work history.'

'It's not Spanish dancing - he's killing cockroaches.'

Yes or No.

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

The good ol' days.

"You can come out now, mother's gone."

"You've still got a year to live... Oops! My bad, that was human years."

''The meaning of life'? -- are you from some dictionary company?'

"Mommm! I know you said ''no,' but it wasn't your usual firm 'no' that I admire and respect so much!"

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Bank robbery committed by Kev who was being served by Julie

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

At the Sloth Amusement Park

'Hey, you're cheating! Those fire hazards weren't there two minutes ago when you teed off!!'

"Miss, I'd like to order now, unless I've already eaten, in which case, bring me another drink."

"I'm suffering from TeaParytyitis."

'She's 24'-24'-24' but she has BIG blue eyes.'

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

'Mom, dad! The dog is out to walk me!'

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

"Can I phone a Fisherman's Friend, Chris?"

'I see a tall, dark stranger who will completely ignore you but sleep with your best friend'

"We've got a headache."

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

"Out of body back in 10 minutes"

'I dont't know how many times I've told him not to bring his work home with him!'

'You must not let your guard down...In the very near future, I see you being ripped off by an old lady...ok, handsome...that'll be two hundred bucks!'

Ladder

"She left me for an engine that could."

"You really miss the old grandfather, don't you dear."

"Well, y' know what they say - there's no substitute for experience!"

"I love it when you talk dirty to me."

"Sir, red or white wine?"