Lover Of Charred Cuisine Pillows

"Well-done coming right up."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Sausages.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

Another Rookie Mistake

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

"Hog Hell"

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

"Darling? When you said, 'they had a fire damage sale at the grocery store'..."

'I think the 'burn and serve' rolls are done.'

'On second thoughts I think I'll have salad.'

'Don't want chipolata right at the back.'

'Better lay an extra place for the fireman, dear!'

'The last candlelit supper we had was when they cut the power off.'

Give Up Your TV

'Darling, does your Swiss army knife have a garlic press?'

'On your blog you had big bushy eyebrows.'

"Just a heads up, Jack – I've invited the Navy to use my back yard for bombing practice."

"Hello..? is that the 'burnt soup hotline..?'"

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

"I know I'm materialistic and shallow, but it works for me."

"Sorry, sir. I'll see that your candle is lit immediately."

'Some people like their toast well done.'