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'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

'T.M.I.F.'

Halo Frisbee.

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'I miss the evildoers.'

Smashed harp...

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

Prince in the Afterlife

'The Christ Child'

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

Angel with a lollipop.

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

'For the first year, you'll be required to bring me MY slippers.'

"Sh*t!... I only died to get away from advertising..."

'Give him a moment. He's not a morning person.'

"A spot near the almighty!"

"Crap."

'I was an overachiever.'

Two angels walking their clouds.

'I always wore white clothing, so I would be visible to traffic, but then I was knocked down by a snow plough.'

"I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Angels' wings and robes on clothesline in heaven.

"That's weird... all of my files are missing from the cloud."

'This can't be paradise - the reception is terrible!'

I know, I was expecting something different too...