Lover Of Allegories Mugs

'That looks tempting.'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Jack London

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"Nemesisyphus"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

Metaphors.

Mermaids

Korney Ivanovich Chukovsky

"You'll be better off in the Washington swamps."

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"I'm here today to talk to you about the dark side of outsourcing."

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

Bucky's allegory.

"Have it say, 'Help Wanted'."

Woodpecker pecking at an hourglass.

"We've known each other for a while now, so I feel it's the right time to ask – are you a psychological manifestation of my nostalgic longing of a romanticised past?"

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

"Dragons were never out of style."

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

Mary Shelley

The Ekert Saga: '...We'll be safe...as long as the Ekert is kept in the sacred vessel of nay-chaw. And he has to stay in theah until we find the anti-Ekert.'

"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."

"Oh God, I'm almost 30..."

"But what if one day they lose that savvy and revert to a literal reading?"

'We're all due this week and heard health clinics are paying big bucks for our placentas.'

'Hold it buster!' say security guards as cupid flies through.

"Enough with the fake news."