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The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

Love at First Sight

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Dating an English Major

Quantum Psychic

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Man and woman

'I suspect the cow jumping over the moon is an illusion or swamp gas.'

Cupid's Valentine

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

A Woman's Conquests.

Snowman Romance

He was a Portuguese Man of War...She was a little pink jelly fish. An invertebrate love story.

"It's a miracle the miners could even find a diamond this small."

Evolution of love

'Love changes everything.'

Lover

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

"I think I'm falling in love."