Love Stories Mugs

'Kim, you can't leave me!!'

Man lets a young lady believe he sent her a flower that was sent by a rival.

Quantum Psychic

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

Jane's brother, Dick, gets married.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

I pulled a stalagmite out of his paw once

'First of all I'll check to see if we have any blind ladies on our database - OK?'

Cupid's Valentine

Cupid finds love.

"Mating fights! Well, consider yourself lucky! Just imagine how embarrassing it is when we have to perform mating dances..."

"Oi! Come back here! This ain't what a lady expects on a first date!"

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

Man and woman

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

Romance Novels

"Gotta love this show."

Love from the Heart

"I have bad eyesight and I'm tone deaf, so I didn't choose daddy for his looks or ability to sing, but because he was sweet and kind-hearted. . ."

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

Victoria, Crown Princess of Sweden.

"I met Leo in San Francisco in 1967. He had flowers in his hair."

"She's on her fifth soul mate."

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

Love at First Sight

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

A blimp falls in love with a fat man.

Romantic Dreams

'... Well, at least it wasn't a total refusal. She did say she'd go out with me if hell freezes over!'

Bigfoot Singles - 'Currently online: 1'

A Woman's Conquests.

Pillbug (woodlouse) in love with an armadillo.

He was a Portuguese Man of War...She was a little pink jelly fish. An invertebrate love story.

'I like you and all...I'm just not sure we're right for each other.'