Love Seat Lounger Mugs

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Couples On a Love Seat.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Chillaxing!

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

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"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

'Now that I have your attention...'

Champagne and Oysters

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

Rest distracted by moles.

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

'Well played, sir.'

Hockney by the Pool

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

"The eyes of the beast burrowed deep into his soul with laser-sharp precision. In a moment, Liam would succumb to the relentless silent stare of his nemesis and best friend. One question remained: kibble or canned?"

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

A woman teaches a cat maths as a man eats chips and drinks beer with a dog.

"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"

"I'm not sitting on your laptop because it's warm... I just wanted to reset your password and ruin your day."

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

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