Love Medalist T-Shirts

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

A Hole in the Dike

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Pheromones.

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

THEY WANT TO CHANGE US

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

Olympics create interest in curling.

Champions biting their medals

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

Same Sex Wedding

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"God's Gift to Women?"

' Love and pole vault'

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

"Of course I've had some wonderful times since we've been married. Mostly, while you were at work."

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

Daley Thompson

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

"I can't give you my love, but here's my fish."

Olympic Doping

Army general with a support for his medals.

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'

"Why, yes it is for gallantry - I didn't use any sick days for an entire year."

Army general taking an eye test using military medals.

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

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