Love Life Landlord Mugs

Real Estate Lust

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'No ice.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Romance

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Shaken not stirred

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I know it's gassy...'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Just water for me, please."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Barman In Love.

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"I rented out the basement."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'What happened to your hand.'