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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Toothbrush Romance

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'Do you take this annoying woman to be your lawful wedded wife?'

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'