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'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Priest with Christian symbol

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"What's the name of our sea?"

Astronaut fishbowl.

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

"We've lost the remote."

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

How do fish get to work?

Mandatory mask use

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

Fishing Holes

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

I think it's time to clean the basement.

WInter Fish

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

Fish Fries