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'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"And you wanted to throw me back."

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

"What's the name of our sea?"

Astronaut fishbowl.

"We've lost the remote."

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Mandatory mask use

How do fish get to work?

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

Fishing Holes

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

WInter Fish

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

Fish Fries

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

"This is a good time to be a fish."