Love Chronicle Enthusiasts Pillows

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Incompatible.

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Dialogue

Cupid paints Stop sign

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Love Birds love just being together

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Valentines Balloons

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Whale Romance

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

You make me want to be a better bum.

Dreaming of Love

Cupid

"You complete me, Barbara."

Woman carrying a love heart

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

Dream man.

You are cordially invited...

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Two men toasting

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."