Lounge Lords Mugs

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Couch Potatoes

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Mile High Club

Lion Choir.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'For the last time, how Club Tropicana makes a profit if the drinks are free isn't your problem.'

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Patient to therapist: 'How is this supposed to help me stop being a couch potato?'

"Have you seen my onesie?"

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

Job Trotter encounters Sam in Mr. Muzzle's kitchen

Singer and Pianist.

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

'Sorry Pal. Strictly no reflections!'