Loudspeakers Prints

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

They hated me.

At the rock concert...

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

'And in conclusion.'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"Being heard got me where I am today."

"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

Justice for a heckler.

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

Musical Accidents

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'Wow! Your band is loud!' 'We don't have to learn any lyrics!'

'Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker. . . He didn't show up for work today.'

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

Father nails piano lid shut.

Geography is still fascinating, thought Bob.

Woman standing behind boss with sign saying 'Applause'.

"There is nothing wrong with our sound levels!!" "Can you speak up a bit? We can�t hear a word your saying..."

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

Women pro tennis players having a conversation

'When pastors take sports analogies too far...'