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Occupy God's Vacuum

Occupy God's Vacuum

GP Recruitment Quota Lottery

'Now that sounds worth worrying about.'

"If I won the lottery, I'd sit around all day doing nothing!"

"I just won $50 on the lottery! Yahooo!"

"He is either on steroids, or he has just won the lottery."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Bribes for Jabs

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"Have you been scratching this?"

Highlights for Adults

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"It's lotto fever."

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!