Lost Wanderer Mugs

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

You are here.

"Since you have no direction in life we got you a GPS system for your birthday."

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

"You again? Right! Turn around and go as far as you can until you come to the end of the world - then drop off!"

Man on island with a direction board

"Don't be sad for lacking a sense of direction... I don't know the direction to Antarctica either!"

You are Here

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'

The abstract piece of art, formally known as a 'tourist map'.

'I walk 5 miles everyday to keep fit... Now I don't know where I am!'

"We must be in the Village."

Nowheresville...no-where-near-nowheresville.

Penguin in Desert.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Closing all the district offices isn't completely negative...I mean it might encourage some of our clients to develop important coping skills."

"I'm getting that feeling of deja vu again."

You Are Not Here Yet

You won't get there from here.

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Sport Utility Boot.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.