Lost On The Green Adventurer Mugs

Missing Ball.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

I think you're ace

The Lost World: You are Here

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Be open to help.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"Forgotten anything?"

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Scarecrow Directions

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Man on Island.

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

Shipwrecked.

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

Carnivorous plant exhibition.