Lost On The Green Adventurer Mugs

Missing Ball.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

I think you're ace

The Lost World: You are Here

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Be open to help.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

"Forgotten anything?"

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

Shipwrecked.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Scarecrow Directions

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Man on Island.

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

Carnivorous plant exhibition.