Lost In Tech Space Mugs

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

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"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

'I just love this new ring tone.'

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

I hate blind carbon copies when the computers are down.

Newsstand with a sign saying "For Rent: Newsstand or Studio Apt."

Divorce lawyer "Then it's final, you get the computer as you requested and your wifes gets the house, car and everything else"

Virtual hilarity

'You know what I just noticed about playing outside? No pop-up windows.'

The smartphone app learning curve

"He abandoned his computer, his pager, his cell phone, his hand-held pilot, his on-board navigation system and for one hour, we were blissfully disconnected."

'Well, the satellites down.'

“Something’s wrong with my android.”

"Yes, I did say your computer froze, but the heater isn't going to help."

"If it makes you feel better...I usually don't understand what I'm doing either."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet...where the hell am I??"

Man passes beggar with '.com' sign.

'Michael, go in there and help your father before he throws another tantrum.'

"Technically, it's a breakthrough, but is there a demand for a riderless bike?"

A prison inmate is typing prison tally marks in his laptop computer.

"Every time I touch a computer it dies. It's taking all the fun out of online shopping."

'I lifted the user's manual for this software with one hand and . . . '

Internet Shopping Check Boxes

"Last time anyone hear tell of an elevator stopping in these parts was 1993 or so. . ."