Technology Enthusiast In Odd Places Mugs

A prison inmate is typing prison tally marks in his laptop computer.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Internet.

The Evolution Of Man.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Technological Dependence.

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Foxhole - digging robot

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

Unicorn in the Woods

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Book Worm

Communication

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...