Lost First Tooth T-Shirts

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Tooth fairy

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Tooth fairy pays with card

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

Beware of teething baby.

Rusk Assessment Form

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"So what does the story tooth fairy teach us?"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

"He's cut two teeth."

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

"The economy is slowing down, last night the tooth fairy left me an iou"

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."

"I think you're supposed to wait until they put it under their pillow..."

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

'Say, you'd know if anybody would ? What's the real deal on this 'Tooth Fairy' business?'