First Tooth Loss T-Shirts

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Tooth fairy

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Tooth fairy pays with card

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

Rusk Assessment Form

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

Beware of teething baby.

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"So what does the story tooth fairy teach us?"

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

"He's cut two teeth."

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

"The economy is slowing down, last night the tooth fairy left me an iou"

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."

"I think you're supposed to wait until they put it under their pillow..."

'Say, you'd know if anybody would ? What's the real deal on this 'Tooth Fairy' business?'

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

"Wait, I'm texting the Tooth Fairy that if I lose a tooth in here, she still owes me!"