Losing A Game Prints

"Even though the other team scored more point, I'm going to throw a crying fit."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Looks like another profit's warning

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Broken Heart

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

''On behalf of my colleagues I wanted to let you know that we are all crying inside.''

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

"He had a full two weeks."

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

Otters are Playful Creatures.

"Your husband died from medical malpractice, but it may comfort you to know that brain surgery is always risky...even when the doctor doesn't have a hangover."

"He was the finest bluesman I knew..."

A grave with an array of beauty products

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

'Didn't listen to my investor's advice.'

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

'For me, this gives a new meaning to the phrase 'voter turnout'.'

'Frankly, Charles, I'm having a hard time handling our investments'.

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'

'We're sorry for your loss. but it must be a consolation to know that his death didn't effect our targets.'

The night

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'