Loose Change Lover Pillows

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Prejudice/Empathy

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

Distance to horizon varies.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

Music to their ears.

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

It's officially spring

Family drive along avenue of trees in open top car

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

'I drink to bring about change.'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

Life is change

'I can't take the position until I overcome inertia.'