Looking Good Prints

A bald Lion trying out a new hairpiece.

Cariactures

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'Who gets the decaf?'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'

The successful rubbernecker...

'That guy is SO tacky.'

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window