Longevity Contemplator Prints

'The one thing you have got going for you is there's no family history of longevity.'

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"1971... 2015..."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

'It looks like our time is up.'

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

Money isn't everything, but then, what is?

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

'Is $8.5 million really worth all this?'

'What did we do before green tea?'

If fifty is the new seventy, when is the new dead?

"Yes, even with all the progress they're making in geriatrics, marriage is still 'til death do you part."

'But Mabel, I distinctly remember that the vicar said 'till death us do part...''

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

"I do want to be healthy but not so healthy that I miss out on my unhealthy eating habits."

"If I were a dog I'd only be nine years old."

"He always said he was going to take it with him."

"Yeah, you're right, these can cause long term health issues. But trust me, for you that's not gonna be a problem."

The miracle of death

Death is just a side-effect of living.

'I live in quiet desperation - it was either that or Tunbridge Wells.'

The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

'Just a heads up. The 'Big Guy' is not a fan of religion.'

"If you lose any more money you'll go from "eccentric" to "crazy"'.

"Race ya ..."

"My legacy? I've consistently avoided being labelled as 'compassionate' anything."