Longevity Analyst Prints

Decorate their workspace or home with inspiring prints that honor the science of longevity. These thoughtful pieces blend creativity with a nod to their dedication to a longer, healthier life.

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Providers struggle to come to terms with longevity issues...

Providers struggle to come to terms with longevity issues... mockup

Providers struggle to come to terms with longevity issues...

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"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month." mockup

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

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Crap from the future.

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"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?" mockup

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

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The Age of Reptiles. . .

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"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!" mockup

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

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"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?" mockup

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

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"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness." mockup

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

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'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.' mockup

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

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'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!' mockup

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

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"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?" mockup

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

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My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people! mockup

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

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"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors." mockup

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

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"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?" mockup

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

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Modern Life Blues

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'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.' mockup

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

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'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?' mockup

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

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Postcards from Heaven...

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Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

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Midlife: You Are Here.

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My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em. mockup

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

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"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive." mockup

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

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'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!' mockup

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

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'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.' mockup

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

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"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds." mockup

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

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'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.' mockup

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

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"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!" mockup

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

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'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,'

'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,' mockup

'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,'

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"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell." mockup

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

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"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries." mockup

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

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'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!' mockup

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

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"Very funny."

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"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years." mockup

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

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"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?" mockup

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

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Longevity Analyst Prints Collection

Longevity Analyst Mugs

Looking for more mugs that celebrate science and longevity? Discover our range of witty, science-inspired mugs perfect for any analyst or health enthusiast.

Longevity Analyst Pillows

Add personality to their space with our humorous and inspiring pillows, designed for longevity enthusiasts who love a cozy touch with a scientific twist.

Longevity Analyst T-Shirts

Explore our collection of clever t-shirts that celebrate scientific passion and longevity. Great for casual days or laboratory wear, adding wit and style to any outfit.