Long-term Commitment Pillows

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Reading the sports pages.

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

Unconditional Loveseat

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."