Lonely Laptop User T-Shirts

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"My email is down... talk to me."

City Boy.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

Thank God It's Friday.

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

Zoom Wedding

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"My new laptop may be a little too light. A moth flew by and the wind from its wings knocked it off my desk."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

"I'm binge working tonight."

Cable Bill.

The internet, an open window to the world right in your living room...

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'Is he taking the piss?'

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

"...a man's laptop equipment is vastly over rated."

Stanley's Two Weeks In August

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'