London Nostalgia Buff Gifts

'This isn't the Avenue of Stars - I think you'll find that's a vindaloo.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Balloon Kids

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Elephant rides.

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Elephant and Castle

Flava Superba

Beefeater

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'My first tattoo...'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'The London drive-thru experience.'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

'And this is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.