London Adventurer Mugs

Thames Pizza

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

I love the Shard

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

New York Netherworld

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

East End Maps.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Bankside

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Thumbing a Lift.

Vacation Bus Photo

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Things that go beep in the night.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Hoxton map.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'