Logo Lover Gifts

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

'I'm giving you 10,000 free golf balls with my company's logo on them. Since you'll lose every one of them, it'll be good advertising.'

"That's the trouble with your post modern identity. One weak moment and the shirt logo takes over."

"I've come up with our new logo, JB."

Graphic Design School: No logo - Please help.

"Bob, it's about your branding."

'Your new robe is nice, but I don't like the little alligator.'

"HIs glutes, abs and pecs are ok, but his logos get me hot."

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

Branding Consultant

"Of COURSE it's a completely new product...We've changed the shade of black in the font!"

"Hey, Golfers! When approaching the tee, always remember to keep that sponsorship logo facing the camera. . ."

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Gator Painter.

"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."

I Love........T-shirts

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

"My husband's in advertising."

Metro Goldwyn Macaroni

"Counsellor will instruct his client to remove his hat and put on some pants before sentencing."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

The World's Easiest Airport

"By labeling it, I control it."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'