Logo Design Analyst Pillows

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

If nobody had invented graphics

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Barcode Dreams

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Italica

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'We've re-branded.'

Geek fairies

Why Cows Leave Home

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'