Logistics Wizard Pillows

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

"We have accidentally shipped your package to anchorage in Alaska instead of Dublin. That's why the postage was so high."

"Snowman 1 to snowman 3... UPS delivery complete... FedEx approaching fast... Amazon not in sight... Over!"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Heavy meals on wheels

Research and Development: Now, Never.

Stationery Shop

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

In - Out - Pending.

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Supply Chain

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

Tie Rolls