Logic Seeker Mugs

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

"Looks like we found the issue."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

How leaders fail

"Feel free to take notes."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Any questions?"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

When Engineers Crack.

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."