Logic And Reasoning Prints

'First, developing your brain! There's enough time for feelings later!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Reasonableman

Staff Yearbook

Illogic Tree

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Yo, this should be a two."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh