Logic Thinker Prints

"It made more sense just to get a real fence and an invisible dog."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Thinking Gears

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Sigmund Freud.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

Reasonableman

Staff Yearbook

"Bonk!"

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

Illogic Tree

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."