Lockdown Lingo Lover T-Shirts

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

2020 Panic Room

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

The Face Mask

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

Weight Watchers 'Rona Routines: Flatten the Curves

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

The light at the end of the tunnel just got switched off.

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

Delta Variant Blues

"You're wrong Ted, this is absolutely the right time to organize three decades of photos."

"How's 'The Great Lockdown Novel' coming along?"

Fighting coronavirus

In and Stay the F**k In

"I've forgotten, are we social distancing, or have we had an argument?"

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "

Brian's started to write poetry.

I miss the cafe

The Epstein family hadn't quite mastered the art of the zoom screenshot.

The post-COVID Honeymoon Suite

"Shush, Geoff. I'm trying to watch this."

Love in the time of Covid-19

"At least I don't have to tell him I've got a headache anymore."

TIER SYSTEM IN CAKES

Future massage

Stay Home

'Hang on...are you sure lockdown is over?'

"I kinda miss lockdown."

"We're going on a pub crawl - in Nottingham."

"Perhaps 'balcony billiards' isn't for you."