Lockdown Lifestyle Guru Gifts

"The government's measures are totally excessive!!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The new normal

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Perfection

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

'Cut back on the women and song. You can still have the wine though.'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

Renaissance Zone

COVID Era Intel

"Your results show you have the body of a young man, unfortunately it's an very obese young man with chronic health problems."

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

The world on lockdown

"Obesity is neither contagious or genetic, and yet, it is passed on, from parents to children."

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

"How many days have we been like this?"

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Keep out - Covid-19

Self-Isolatteion

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

'That's way too irregular. I recommend regular exercise.'

2020 Panic Room

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

"The tunnel at the end of the light!"

Pandemic playhouse.

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