Pandemic Lifestyle Gifts

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

Pandemic Mask

A socially distanced queue

"Right now, I'm walking the dog."

"Will you please marry somebody else."

"I've run out of topics, so you have to do the talking until the vaccine comes."

"With the hairdresser and dentist closed, I find social distancing isn't a problem."

"Oh, I was just reminiscing... remember when Casual Fridays were something unique?"

"I think it is silly to assume people drank more during the lockdown."

"Whadda ya think? I really fancy the cute one."

Christmas 2020

Pandemic Fashion

"Working remotely is great. My coworker is adorable, and my pantry has never been so organized."

"Have you seen my onesie?"

The loneliness of the social distance jogger.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The new normal

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"Social distancing has really changed things at the office. In some ways it's really improved relationships with colleagues. For instance..."

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

Post Covid Summer

Working from home

The Insiders

Working from home.