Lockdown Juggler Gifts

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

Lockdown casserole

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Working from home

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

"I spent locked out including my painting."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

One line a day... Diary 2020

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

2020 Panic Room

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

"To think just a few weeks ago he was a lazy bum and now he's saving the world!"

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

Refresher course

"How far have you come?"

"We'll never catch him! Man, it's time to end this social distancing thing!"

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

Working from home.

Geez!! Rudolf has put on some weight during lockdown

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

Social Distance Beggar

"This isn't as fun as I remembered!"

"The virus can live on cardboard! Plus, I miss fishing."