Lockdown Juggler Gifts

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

Lockdown casserole

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Working from home

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

"I spent locked out including my painting."

2020 Panic Room

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

One line a day... Diary 2020

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

Weight Watchers 'Rona Routines: Flatten the Curves

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

"To think just a few weeks ago he was a lazy bum and now he's saving the world!"

"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."

Refresher course

Working from home.

"We'll never catch him! Man, it's time to end this social distancing thing!"

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

Geez!! Rudolf has put on some weight during lockdown

"How far have you come?"

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

Social Distance Beggar

"This isn't as fun as I remembered!"

"I'm getting used to this 'no haircut' thing."