Lockdown Fitness T-Shirts

The online exercise class was going rather well.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"How are we on bread?"

Emergency Firebreaker

Danger Noodle tho bored

Passover Plague

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

2020 Panic Room

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

Lockdown Signpost

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Lockdown has wreaked havoc with my diet!

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

Pandemic playhouse.

Grandmother together with family at Christmas

"And now <sigh!> Terms and Conditions,

Weight Watchers 'Rona Routines: Flatten the Curves

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

I miss...

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

Eraserhead

"What we used to refer to as 'a social life'."

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

"You're wrong Ted, this is absolutely the right time to organize three decades of photos."

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

Corona and the Arts