Lockdown Lifestyle T-Shirts

Pandemic playhouse.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"How are we on bread?"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

"To be or not to be."

The Face Mask

2020 Panic Room

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

"And now <sigh!> Terms and Conditions,

"Have you seen my onesie?"

Grandmother together with family at Christmas

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

I miss...

Christmas 2020

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

Lockdown Connections

"Working remotely is great. My coworker is adorable, and my pantry has never been so organized."

Eraserhead

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

"Oh, I was just reminiscing... remember when Casual Fridays were something unique?"

"Everyone stay home."

A socially distanced queue

"That does it! California is on the naughty list!"

"I feel like everyone's been acting so distant lately."

"You're wrong Ted, this is absolutely the right time to organize three decades of photos."

Man walks dog using treadmill.

"With the hairdresser and dentist closed, I find social distancing isn't a problem."

"I've run out of topics, so you have to do the talking until the vaccine comes."