"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"
Lockdown Commiserator T-Shirts
Express your lockdown journey in style with t-shirts that speak your truth. Funny, honest, and comfortable—these tees make a statement for anyone who’s been through it.
"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."
"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."
"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"
Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room
"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."
"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"
A confinement of convicts
One line a day... Diary 2020
"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."
2020 Panic Room
"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."
Spent Lockdown learning harmonica
"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."
Keep out - Covid-19
Lockdown has wreaked havoc with my diet!
"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."
Weight Watchers 'Rona Routines: Flatten the Curves
"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."
"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"
Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba
"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"
Refresher course
Day 74 of lockdown and the only entries left in the diary are which days to put the bins out.
"How far have you come?"
"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"
"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"
"It feels like God has sent us all to our rooms to think about what we've done."
"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"
"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "
Social Distance Beggar
"I'm getting used to this 'no haircut' thing."
"This isn't as fun as I remembered!"
"This pandemic's made me stop, reflect and think about the important things in life - the things we forgot to panic buy and hoard!"
WHAT I DID ON MY SUMMER VACATION
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Lockdown Commiserator Mugs
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Lockdown Commiserator Prints
Browse our lockdown-themed prints—bring humor and resilience to your living space with artwork that speaks to these unique times.