Lockdown Commiserator Mugs

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

A confinement of convicts

One line a day... Diary 2020

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Keep out - Covid-19

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

2020 Panic Room

Lockdown has wreaked havoc with my diet!

"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

Day 74 of lockdown and the only entries left in the diary are which days to put the bins out.

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"How far have you come?"

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

Refresher course

"It feels like God has sent us all to our rooms to think about what we've done."

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

Social Distance Beggar

"The virus can live on cardboard! Plus, I miss fishing."

"This isn't as fun as I remembered!"

"This pandemic's made me stop, reflect and think about the important things in life - the things we forgot to panic buy and hoard!"

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "

"I'm getting used to this 'no haircut' thing."